Thursday, June 17, 2010

Neo-Tourism

ABC travels, a premier global travel agency brings to you a set of new travel deals! Never before seen/visited/experienced offers!! Here is a preview!

1. A Deep fry in the Gulf of Mexico : Yes, with so much oil in it, its not sun bathing but you can get yourself deep fried! Kids can enjoy building black sand castles, plus you can refill your vehicles fuel supply! Its the smoothest (and the most slippery) beach holiday you will ever have!! ( SMS "Black Gold" to 5555 for exciting offers)

2. Smoke Sailing in Iceland: Are you bored of just driving through smoke in Bangalore and mumbai? Do you yearn for more? Look no further , because ABC brings to you sailing in the smoke!! you can para-sail or sail in the thick smoke around iceland! ( SMS "Choke" to 5555 for smoking hot deals)

3. Wife Hunting with Zuma : All you extrovert wanderers out there! pack you bags as you heed the call from South Africa. Jacob Zuma wants more! You get a chance to meet the president, roam around in the game country waiting and searching for his majesty's next better half, or should we say better 1/4! ( SMS "waka waka" to 5555. caution:Football fever is on, so you might get your balls kicked! pun intended)

4. Road to In-solvento : Gracias Amigos!! Las Vegas beckons you to become a "broke"r! Don worry you wont fracture any bones, but throw away your money at the casinos and go pauper!!its a once in a life time experience! bankruptcy is in vogue!! Take Greece for example.. ( SMS "lehman" to 5555 for credit facilities)

SO backpackers and hitch hikers its time to "move on" again! St Augustine said "the world is a book and those who dont travel read only one page", well if you dont travel with ABC, you will also miss the exciting ending, a autographed hard bound edition and the photo shoot with the author of the book!!! By the way who is the author??? Never mind! Call us at 1800-23-456WTF.

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