DISCLAIMER: I am not for violence. I am all for Non-violence.
APOLOGY: I would like to apologise to Harper Lee for taking the title of her famous book and destroying it (Read killing it).
If you want to kill, kill a cockroach. Actually kill a mosquito. Whichever you find first, kill it.
I have grown up in a house which has a pretty big garden and a store room for coconuts, thus ensuring a relentless supply of both the targets. With this background, I naturally am an expert in executing these creatures by using a variety of weapons. From my bare hands to the ever dependable flip-flops. (I can even strike with the right amount of force to render a cockroach immobile, but it will survive. Yes there is humanity in me )
Why should you kill a cockroach? You should because it can take it. It like the Dark Knight. It is the sole living creature which can at any given time, can boost your ego by taking a hit. The most self sacrificing I have come across. You might want to know why it boosts one's ego. There are couple of reasons which I will list
1. When go and attack a cockroach, it will never go down without a chase. It will take the turns, escape the blows and finally surrender in the corner. Thus you know you have to have certain level of nuero-muscular coordination to achieve this, not to mention the fear that it might open its wings and fly!
2. Secondly the cockroach is a symbol of the whole animal kingdom. It has the look of an insect, the build of spider, the shine of a reptile, the finesse of a deer, the stealth of leopard, some have wings and have conquered the skies. Thus when your footwear smashes into the crunchy crust of the cockroach (the sound very similar to a deep fried potato breaking between your teeth), you are not just thrashing a Bllatarian, but you are showing your dominance over the whole animal kingdom. (When the power of rational thought is not enough to boost your ego over animals, the cockroach comes as a saviour to facilitate our ever lasting longing for someone to blow our egos)
3. Nuclear Bombs kill people. Cockroaches are said to survive Nuclear blasts. You can kill a cockroach with your left hand! You are stronger than the Nuclear bomb! (So please stop using them)
4. A similar argument can be drawn for mosquitoes, but they are insignificant! You can show that you are more powerful than malaria, but all you get when you kill a mosquito is nothing but a skid mark of blood on your palms! Which results in an unwanted but necessary trip to the washbasin.
So you can see that cockroaches are a nobel kind. So move over dogs and cats. Go get your self some cockroaches, let them breed, while you go choose your weapon of choice. After that its showtime! You smash the freaking roaches and get some respect! Go own your house!!
APOLOGY: I would like to apologise to Harper Lee for taking the title of her famous book and destroying it (Read killing it).
If you want to kill, kill a cockroach. Actually kill a mosquito. Whichever you find first, kill it.
I have grown up in a house which has a pretty big garden and a store room for coconuts, thus ensuring a relentless supply of both the targets. With this background, I naturally am an expert in executing these creatures by using a variety of weapons. From my bare hands to the ever dependable flip-flops. (I can even strike with the right amount of force to render a cockroach immobile, but it will survive. Yes there is humanity in me )
Why should you kill a cockroach? You should because it can take it. It like the Dark Knight. It is the sole living creature which can at any given time, can boost your ego by taking a hit. The most self sacrificing I have come across. You might want to know why it boosts one's ego. There are couple of reasons which I will list
1. When go and attack a cockroach, it will never go down without a chase. It will take the turns, escape the blows and finally surrender in the corner. Thus you know you have to have certain level of nuero-muscular coordination to achieve this, not to mention the fear that it might open its wings and fly!
2. Secondly the cockroach is a symbol of the whole animal kingdom. It has the look of an insect, the build of spider, the shine of a reptile, the finesse of a deer, the stealth of leopard, some have wings and have conquered the skies. Thus when your footwear smashes into the crunchy crust of the cockroach (the sound very similar to a deep fried potato breaking between your teeth), you are not just thrashing a Bllatarian, but you are showing your dominance over the whole animal kingdom. (When the power of rational thought is not enough to boost your ego over animals, the cockroach comes as a saviour to facilitate our ever lasting longing for someone to blow our egos)
3. Nuclear Bombs kill people. Cockroaches are said to survive Nuclear blasts. You can kill a cockroach with your left hand! You are stronger than the Nuclear bomb! (So please stop using them)
4. A similar argument can be drawn for mosquitoes, but they are insignificant! You can show that you are more powerful than malaria, but all you get when you kill a mosquito is nothing but a skid mark of blood on your palms! Which results in an unwanted but necessary trip to the washbasin.
So you can see that cockroaches are a nobel kind. So move over dogs and cats. Go get your self some cockroaches, let them breed, while you go choose your weapon of choice. After that its showtime! You smash the freaking roaches and get some respect! Go own your house!!
