Monday, May 5, 2014

At bloggerheads with internet tests!

As if it was not enough that a number of "lists" flooded the internet, out cometh the new kind on the block! The internet tests! So here is a list of new tests lined up for further release. Some of them you might have already taken!

1. What spice are you test? (No, not the Spice girls version)
2. What galaxy are you test ( As if astrology was not enough!)
3. What tattoo are you test? (Am I getting the tattoo or is the tattoo getting me)
4. What politically incorrect word are you test? (That inner desire to find out..)
5. Which politician are you test? ( To see thyself in thy worst manifestation is a feeling of humility)
6. What test are you test? (Things just got meta!)
7. What kind of stupid fool are you to take these tests, test?
8. What kind of question is that test?
9. What nobody cares all I need is test, test?
10 What kind of pattern do i observe here test?
11. What kind of dumb solace i get relating to nonsensical things test?

Now imagine if this trend is used in schools, kids would love tests instead of detesting them. For example.
1. What kind of reaction will you be if you were Sodium Chloride test?
2. What kind of escape velocity will you be if you were a body of mass XYZ?
3. What kind of cell division would you be test?

Now imagine if the school tests happened on Quiz-up (A mobile app which lets you challenge your friends for an intellectual duel) . As if the existing competition is not destroying their childhood enough!
It would be even better if the quiz-up was broadcast over the internet. And then one could take the
1. Which kid who is taking the test are you test?
2. What kind of wager are you in the test, test?
The possibilities are immense! So before you go,

What productive thing have I done today test? (Other that reading this blog)