The Indian premier league is a money machine. Every business wants to be associated with it in some way or the other. with the induction of two more teams for the next season the race for endorsements has already begun. Here is a preview of some players who have been pulled into the marketing.
Dale Steyn - Aerial ( aerial mitaaye "stains")
Chris Gayle- Meteorological Department
S Tyagi- Adarsh Charitable Foundation
DB Ravi Teja - Surya tubes and bulbs
Shawn Marsh - Florida Tourism ( everglades)
Dwayne Bravo- Godfrey Phillips Bravery awards
JM Kemp- Kids Kemp, Publishers of Mien Kemph
AB de Villers - Kidzee Montessori
TM Dilshan - Narayana Hrudyalaya
Ajanta Mendis - Ajanta watch/clock repair and service
KA Roach- Baygon Spray
CA Pujara - Muzarai Department
Ross Taylor- Reid & Taylor
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Where Do you put your money???
The new economy has brought out the most "out-of-the-box" jobs, investments and opportunities. Keeping the same thing in mind here is a list of investments/jobs/hobbies you would like to be part of!
1. Ad in Uttar Pradesh: Markets go high and low and so does your returns!! Get unusual benefits and assured security!! Invest in a "money garland"!!** Conditions apply *** Investment is not subject to market risks.***Assured tax benefit and party berth.
2. Strike Organizer: Due have flair for street-fights? Is your voice unusually loud? Do you have the capacity to starve? Do you long to be the topic of cover stories and front-page news? If your answer is Yes to one or more question, then your dream job is waiting for you! Call 9988-77662, Vatal Nagaraj is waiting for you!! ** Job assured** remuneration might be in the form of kind**
3. Saffron PR: Looking for Graduates/Post-graduates. Should have the ability to speak fluent English, control large crowds, Utter sanskrit verses, handle sex scandals, arrange mammoth rallies, manage huge finances, maintain secrets.
**Attractive pay**All will be given 4x4 on duty** Morals and ethics should be left behind.
4. Invest your money in a Saffron Mutual fund. Benefits: Spiritual discourses, divine musical performances, option to convert black money to white, bonsai gardens, luxury spas, political influence, engineering/medical college seats, occasional porn and skin show,LSD induced "prasadam", worldwide travel option, etc etc etc whatever the supreme power of godhead will offer!
5. Indian Institute of Management Banglore
2 year post graduate diploma in Wedding management.
Requirement: Graduates with CAT scores above 95.Preference will be given to multiple-divorcees.
Course contents: Bride and groom selection, Venue selection, Basics of jathakas, rituals(6 credits), fashion designing, flower arrangement, Communication behavior,themes,Food theory, Gifts and presents management, principles of honeymoon planning and Divorce requirements.
Visual syllabus: DDLJ, Shaadi No1, Meri Yaar ki shaadi, Runaway Bride, 27 dresses, My best friends wedding, Betsys Wedding, Thavarige Baa Tangi,Dhule Raja, Rakhi ka Swayamwar(seasons 1-4).
Course fees: 6 lakhs per semester( includes free bridal beauty kit for 33% of women)
6. Invest on stupid-jobless blog writers. They need money to make fun of you and criticize the whole world around them. Believe me its a profitable investment, may be not for you but for us!! You get to read our great, so-called funny blogs and you would be the object of some insult!!
With a hope that the readers of this blog take the last last point seriously i sign off. ANYONE WHO READS THIS BLOG IS A GOD!!
1. Ad in Uttar Pradesh: Markets go high and low and so does your returns!! Get unusual benefits and assured security!! Invest in a "money garland"!!** Conditions apply *** Investment is not subject to market risks.***Assured tax benefit and party berth.
2. Strike Organizer: Due have flair for street-fights? Is your voice unusually loud? Do you have the capacity to starve? Do you long to be the topic of cover stories and front-page news? If your answer is Yes to one or more question, then your dream job is waiting for you! Call 9988-77662, Vatal Nagaraj is waiting for you!! ** Job assured** remuneration might be in the form of kind**
3. Saffron PR: Looking for Graduates/Post-graduates. Should have the ability to speak fluent English, control large crowds, Utter sanskrit verses, handle sex scandals, arrange mammoth rallies, manage huge finances, maintain secrets.
**Attractive pay**All will be given 4x4 on duty** Morals and ethics should be left behind.
4. Invest your money in a Saffron Mutual fund. Benefits: Spiritual discourses, divine musical performances, option to convert black money to white, bonsai gardens, luxury spas, political influence, engineering/medical college seats, occasional porn and skin show,LSD induced "prasadam", worldwide travel option, etc etc etc whatever the supreme power of godhead will offer!
5. Indian Institute of Management Banglore
2 year post graduate diploma in Wedding management.
Requirement: Graduates with CAT scores above 95.Preference will be given to multiple-divorcees.
Course contents: Bride and groom selection, Venue selection, Basics of jathakas, rituals(6 credits), fashion designing, flower arrangement, Communication behavior,themes,Food theory, Gifts and presents management, principles of honeymoon planning and Divorce requirements.
Visual syllabus: DDLJ, Shaadi No1, Meri Yaar ki shaadi, Runaway Bride, 27 dresses, My best friends wedding, Betsys Wedding, Thavarige Baa Tangi,Dhule Raja, Rakhi ka Swayamwar(seasons 1-4).
Course fees: 6 lakhs per semester( includes free bridal beauty kit for 33% of women)
6. Invest on stupid-jobless blog writers. They need money to make fun of you and criticize the whole world around them. Believe me its a profitable investment, may be not for you but for us!! You get to read our great, so-called funny blogs and you would be the object of some insult!!
With a hope that the readers of this blog take the last last point seriously i sign off. ANYONE WHO READS THIS BLOG IS A GOD!!
Saturday, March 13, 2010
10 things you would not like to hear in an operation theater!!!
10 things you would not like to hear in an operation theater, especially when you are the one on the surgery table!!!( the list is in no particular order..all are equally horrifying)
1. Doc A to Doc B : "who are you.??...what the hell are you doing here!!!"
2. Anesthetist to the interns : " ...If you administer the injection on the upper spine it will result in lung collapse and cardiac arrest....."
3. Intern to Anesthetist : "....mam...am i getting it right?????"
4. Intern 1 to intern 2 : "....oye have you kept the defibrillators ready?? hope nothing happens like last time he he he" (wicked giggle)
5. Doc A to nurse : Beep Beep Beep "....is that the fire alarm..?"
6. Doc A to nurse : "..hey rush to my cabin and get Greys Anatomy...i dont think this is right..."
7 Nurse 1 to Nurse 2: "...Dr A and his obsession with alcohol...did you smell it too.." (the two look at each other and smile)
8. Observing Nursing students to Doc A (who has a victorious smile): "ONCE MORE!!!..ONCE MORE!!!!"
9. Doc A(holding a scalpel) to Doc B: " DAMN!! my wife gets on my nerves!!!..im gonna take out my anger on the next thing i see!!!"
10. Dialogue.
Attendant:" Where do i shift this patient??"
Nurse A : " to the morgue......"
Attendant: 'OK!!"
1. Doc A to Doc B : "who are you.??...what the hell are you doing here!!!"
2. Anesthetist to the interns : " ...If you administer the injection on the upper spine it will result in lung collapse and cardiac arrest....."
3. Intern to Anesthetist : "....mam...am i getting it right?????"
4. Intern 1 to intern 2 : "....oye have you kept the defibrillators ready?? hope nothing happens like last time he he he" (wicked giggle)
5. Doc A to nurse : Beep Beep Beep "....is that the fire alarm..?"
6. Doc A to nurse : "..hey rush to my cabin and get Greys Anatomy...i dont think this is right..."
7 Nurse 1 to Nurse 2: "...Dr A and his obsession with alcohol...did you smell it too.." (the two look at each other and smile)
8. Observing Nursing students to Doc A (who has a victorious smile): "ONCE MORE!!!..ONCE MORE!!!!"
9. Doc A(holding a scalpel) to Doc B: " DAMN!! my wife gets on my nerves!!!..im gonna take out my anger on the next thing i see!!!"
10. Dialogue.
Attendant:" Where do i shift this patient??"
Nurse A : " to the morgue......"
Attendant: 'OK!!"
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