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If you want to be happy........Be!
Leo Tolstoy.

Actors

During the press conference called by IIFA, to announce the yearly awards, one of the jury members said that the Indian film industry was in need of quality actors. Its true, of late actors are chosen on their looks(especially how their "body" looks) and seldom on their acting skills. Most of them are picked from reality shows, vjs and of course the modeling industry. Modeling has become the stepping stone to acting!! with the industry throwing out models ready to make money!! And the worst part is these people are desperate! And so are the producers, searching for people ready to do anything for money. I think its high time these guys look for greener pastures!! Change the source of talent.!
Confused? are there any green pastures? change the source?? Yes!! There is one more field greener than the greenest!!! Its untapped talent has so much potential, it would change how the world perceives Indian cinema! POLITICS! This field has actors, so talented that it would make the big B's and king Khans of the industry, Dull!!! These people can cry on demand( no need of glycerin too), show anger, portray the pleasant or even make their faces ooze with kindness! They are the people who can get all the Navarasa's in one campaign speech. What else do the producers want? Looks? These days make-up can make anyone beautiful and ready for the screen. The producers have another advantage, these people are ready to do anything for money..ANYTHING!!!! Oh yeah, they can make one good impression too!
So producers, directors, promoters and movie makers...what are you waiting for?? Its harvest time!! Time to "reap" profits! Gather your sickles and sharpen your scythes, its time to change Indian Cinema!!!

czech!!!

Once a Czechoslovakian went to an ophthalmologist. he showed the czech the reading chart and asked him "can u read that?". the czech replied "why certainly, i even know that guy!!!!!".
he came back home and was quite surprised at his friends fame. he logged on to the net and wanted to create a Google account. he entered all the needed info. the site finally asked for "word verification". this time the czech was amazed!! he called up his friend and said "hey you are more famous than i thought! not only are you in the ophthos clinic but Google asks your name for verification!!!!!!!!!".:):)

Influence!

Influence!! someone influenced by something, someone..etc etc..good or bad! we see a lot of influences these days. Influences of celluloid personalities on the youth, the hairstyles, clothes and the gestures! Influence of war, natural calamities, famine etc in places like Iraq, china, mynamar Zimbabwe and Dafur. (these are really bad..) you see people take drastic actions in places like these, all because of the "influence". we see some great men influence others to do great deeds! you feel happy lookin at that. there are funnier things...influence of alcohol :) ah! wat sight to see!(and feel sometimes ;) ) influence of drugs, both narcotic n medicinal, influence of influenza!!:):) Its interesting to study these influences. you will come across amazing circumstances and never-before-thought of possibilities!! here is one such influence( this is just a joke)
The influence of the election commission on the university of Mysore!! The election commission conducted successful elections in Karnataka in three phases! The university was influenced by this and decided to conduct the graduate exams in phases!!!!:) thats why, we finished 3 exams( 1st phase) now have 11 days gap then 3 more(2nd phase)! Beat this!!!!:)

intro

hi! im back!! this is the third time i am starting my blog...n i hope it will cling on. lets see. yeah about the title..please don make the following assumtions
1. I am NOT French!!!!(not that its an insult or something, i love cheese and love fine wine, i get attracted to the most weird things, but still im not)
2. 'De' is not a hindi word, as in Rang de Basanti!!
read the title in the style of Le tour De France! what was my inspiration for the title ..you ask?? well life is a "cycle" , its a long journey in "stages", with beautiful surroundings if you can see and enjoy them that is...or else u have the "crashes" and the "losses"...but in this race if you try you will always ride with the "yellow jacket"!! you "start" to reach the finish line..but realize its just another starting point!! thats it!( brush up your tour de france lingo..you will get it). More soon..bonjour! :)