10 things you would not like to hear in an operation theater, especially when you are the one on the surgery table!!!( the list is in no particular order..all are equally horrifying)
1. Doc A to Doc B : "who are you.??...what the hell are you doing here!!!"
2. Anesthetist to the interns : " ...If you administer the injection on the upper spine it will result in lung collapse and cardiac arrest....."
3. Intern to Anesthetist : "....mam...am i getting it right?????"
4. Intern 1 to intern 2 : "....oye have you kept the defibrillators ready?? hope nothing happens like last time he he he" (wicked giggle)
5. Doc A to nurse : Beep Beep Beep "....is that the fire alarm..?"
6. Doc A to nurse : "..hey rush to my cabin and get Greys Anatomy...i dont think this is right..."
7 Nurse 1 to Nurse 2: "...Dr A and his obsession with alcohol...did you smell it too.." (the two look at each other and smile)
8. Observing Nursing students to Doc A (who has a victorious smile): "ONCE MORE!!!..ONCE MORE!!!!"
9. Doc A(holding a scalpel) to Doc B: " DAMN!! my wife gets on my nerves!!!..im gonna take out my anger on the next thing i see!!!"
10. Dialogue.
Attendant:" Where do i shift this patient??"
Nurse A : " to the morgue......"
Attendant: 'OK!!"
2 comments:
Ha ha!!
I got to know that at least one of these is something that you actually heard while on the operating table - which of the others did you also hear?
thank god i was very lucky...i dint encounter any situations like this :-P
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