Monday, January 4, 2010

Similies of 2010

2009 was an year of contrasts. It had its share of downturns and triumphs. But the happenings in 2009 were very influential. I present to you the similes that will be used in 2010 which is proof to the previous statement. ( English Gyan 101: A simile is a figure of speech comparing two things often with the word "as" or "like")

1. As epidemic as swine flu
2. As introvert as North korea
3. As loud as Rakhi sawant
4. As disloyal as Tiger Woods
5. As unsuccessful as the climate change conference.
6. As dead as Micheal Jackson.
7. As boring as ong bak 2.
8. As stoned as Janardhana reddy
9. As injurious as the kotla pitch.
10 As bulletproof as Karkare's jacket.
11. As bankrupt as the Lehman Brothers.
12. As delayed as William & Kate 's marriage
13. As bumpy as the shirid ghat road
14. As gay as Sec377
15. As precise as Lashkar-e-Toiba
16. As blue as Avatar.
17. As cunning as Madhu Koda
18. As retiring as Jay Leno
19. As hairy as Baba Ramdev
20. As early as the late night BPO shift.
21. As yellow as jaundice.
22. As elusive as the Seat of Karnataka CM
23. As divided as Andhra Pradesh
24. As fast as Usain Bolt
25. As regular as TV9 gossip
26 As sturdy as the Delhi metro constructions
27. As touching as an i-phone
28. As nosy as Kayne West
29. As indebted as Dubai World
30. As headbutting as Zidane.

Well i think its time to equip your language with these similes! So go on and let the comparisons run wild!!! Peace!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

koole! but u missed out the main one "as sarcastic as kailash" anyways good one.. keep it rolling!

Unknown said...

as sarcastic as kailash
as cute as mynah
as accounts as gaurav
as geddetana as guru
as lo chappar as supreeth
as whats up as chaitanya
as saying om as madhu

keep it up maga.. good work