Monday, December 21, 2009

10 things you cannot do when you are sitting in an Auto in Bangalore

Three wheels, a clicking meter and terrified people. No! i am not talking about a John Woo movie! Its our very own autorikshaws of Bangalore ( Geek Trivia 101- autorikshaw is not related to George Bernard Shaw). One ride on this tri-wheeled t-rex, through the busy streets of Bangalore is enough for anyone to agree with the list below. So take a deep breath and hold on to your seats!

10 Things You CANNOT Do When You Are Sitting In An Auto in Bangalore!

1. Relax and not Panic.
2. Try not think about your Life insurance policy
3. Wish the red light turn green in a traffic stop.
4. Teach your kids Traffic rules. Even better take a class on traffic awareness.
5. Solve the following problem: Construct an equilateral triangle with each side measuring 5cm and circumscribe a circle. Also draw a tangent to the the circle and find out the angle at which it intersects the extended base line of the triangle.
6. Play the Jaltarang!!
7. Put a thread through a needle.
8. Ask a rabbi to perform a circumcision.
9. Use words such as "Chill", "Cool", "Peace" etc
10. Perform a dissection on a Drosophylla Larvae!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

nice but a little bit of masala would make it better!