My obsession with diseases has inspired me to write one more blog. This blog lists the probable ailments/diseases the "gods"/"demons" would be diagnosed with. ( If anyone is offended please do not panic, kumbh mela is not far away!!)
1. Ganapathi - Spondylities: Balancing an elephant head on a human spine and neck is hard work!
2. Vishnu- Possible bed sores: Seldom do you see him upright!
3. Shiva- Pneumonia: Sitting stark naked in near freezing temperatures, what else did he expect??
4. Krishna- AIDS : 16000 wives, need i have to say more?
5. Varaha- Swine flu: No explanation needed for this!
6. Matsya- Minimata disease!
7. Jesus- Tetanus: Impaled by unsterilized nails...thou shalt suffer!!!
8. Parashurama- High blood Pressure: Anger is said to take a toll on BP.
9. Narasimha- Hypertrichosis: Where do you think the mane came from??
10. Indra- Neuro muscular disorder: playing with lightning affected his neurons.
11. Brahma: Dissociative identity disorder: 3 heads+ 3minds= trouble!!
12. Bakasura: Peptic ulcer: eat, but never overeat.
13. Nandi- Foot and mouth disease.
14. Vamana- Pituitary Dwarfism.
15. Vayu/pavana- Indigestion: breaking wind!
Well I think that will keep Dhanvantri busy for quite some time. Wish them all a speedy recovery!! Peace!
3 comments:
maga hilarious piece of writing...i think u should submit it to some newspaper its really worth sending( but plz take out that vayu's line u know my turn offs!! )
confirmed - you truly are mad.
Caution! i jus forwarded this blogs link to the Sri Rama Sene Supremo!!!
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